Saturday, November 9, 2013

The Sex / "Love" Inventory

(Updated September 23, 2021 at 9:56 am)
 
"A business which takes no regular inventory usually goes broke. Taking a commercial inventory is a fact-finding and a fact-facing process. It is an effort to discover the truth about the stock-in-trade. One object is to disclose damaged or unsalable goods, to get rid of them promptly and without regret. If the owner of the business is to be successful, he can not fool himself about values." -Bill W. (whose friend I became on January 19, 2012)
 

Pre-Husband:

Born (March 1983)
First Molestation (1987)
Second Molestation (1987)
Third Molestation (1988)
Parents' Separation (1991)
Fourth Molestation (1992)
Fifth Molestation (1992)
First "Crush" (1992)
Many, Many "Crushes" (1992-2001, 2008*, 2011-2013)
First Boyfriend (1992)
Sixth Molestation (1993)
Seventh Molestation (1994)
Eighth Molestation (1995)
First Date (1995)
Second Boyfriend (1995)
Ninth Molestation (1995)
Daily Masturbation (1995-2001)
Third Boyfriend (1999)
Fourth Boyfriend (2000)
Fifth Boyfriend (2000)
Sixth Boyfriend (2001)
Seventh Boyfriend (2001)
Second Date and First "One-Night Stand" (2001)
Second "One-Night Stand" (2001)

Husband ("Ronnie": Met in May 2001; Entered into Relationship on January 28, 2002; Broke Up in May 2008; Became Engaged in July 2008; Married on January 28, 2009; Had Child on August 6, 2009; Separated on October 10, 2011; Dissolution Filed on December 5, 2011; Dissolution Still Pending as of December 2015; Widowed January 22, 2016)

Post-Husband:

1. The Pizza Delivery Boyfriend ("Evan"): October 10, 2011 to December 2012; July 2013 to August 2013; September 2013; December 18, 2013 to January 1, 2014

2. The Acapulco Parking Lot (Angel): November 25, 2011

3. The Sexophone Player ("Rico"): May 2008; November 26, 2011; October 2013

4-7. The Band in the Van: November 26, 2011

8. The 10-Year High School Reunion Guy ("Jorge"): November 26, 2011; December 2011

9. The Marimba Player: December 2011; December 2012; April 2013

10. Il Divo d'Opera: December 2011

11. The Obsessive Sexter: December 2011

12. The Organist / Accompanist: November 2011 to January 2012

13. The Old Black Bloody Mary Karaoke Man: January 18, 2012

14. The Young Drunk Mexican "in Love": January 18, 2012

15. The Hip Hop Producer: February 2012; March 2012; November 2012

16. The Crush from 4th to 12th Grade ("Rick"): March 2012

17. The Indian Guitar Player: November 2012

18. The Poetry Slam Emcee ("Edwin"): December 2012

19. The Hillcrest Prostitute ("Gary"): December 2012 to January 2013

20. The Hmong Literature Major ("Bruce"): January 2013; May 2013 to July 2013

21. The Black Jack Dealer ("Ryan"): February 2013; October 2013

22. The Fresh Ex-Con: February 2013

23. The Nuclear Engineer Navy Vet: February 2013 to April 2013; November 2014; April 2015

24. The Christian Airplane Mechanic: May 2013

25. The Shakespeare Connoisseur ("Deniro"): June 2013 to October 2013; October 20, 2020 to February 2021

26. The Alcoholic Asshole / Sweetheart: August 2013

27. The Propane Truck Driver ("Sterling"): January 2012 to October 2013

28. Jesus Christ: November 15, 2013 to April 17, 2015; April 04, 2021 to May 1, 2021

29. The Satellite Communications Engineer ("James"): November 21, 2013 to January 1, 2014

30. The Berklee School of Music Singer / Songwriter ("Jason"): January 19, 2014 to October 1, 2014

31. The Love Addict from SLAA: February 14, 2014

32. The Tech Support iPhone Guy: October 10, 2014 to November, 2014

33. The Christian Latino Music Student ("Carlito"): October 2014 to November 2014

34. The Atheist Latino Music Student ("Rodrigo"): November 2014 to January 2015; February 2015; March 2015; April 2015; May 2015; July 2015

35. The "Photographer" Rapist: April 17, 2015 (Rape)

36. El Bailador de Bachata: May 2015

37. The Dom Rope Artist: May 2015

38. The Existential Psychology Grad: May 2015 to July 26, 2015

39. The Executive Chef ("Bernard"): August 13, 2015 to December 23, 2019

40. The Gen-X Christian 'Tog: February 02, 2020 to May 18, 2020 (and a little bit of June-July)

41. The Retired Airline Captain: July 2020 to August 23, 2020

42. The 60 Year-Old Christian Construction Worker: February 2021 to April 03, 2021

43. The Drummer Who Married Me ("Matthew"): April 06, 2021 to Now
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